Just some thoughts for the day

Rapunzel had to be locked in a tower because she was spreading lice all over the kingdom.
"Oh Rapunzel let down thy beautiful bountiful hair..........euaughk!"

Cinderella was a spoiled brat and snuck out to go to a party when her step mother said she couldn't go. While she was at it, she hijacked a pumpkin and stole some mice from a local pet shop. At the ball she seduced the prince and toyed with him. After he fell in love with her, she gave him her shoe.

Snow white was a professional criminal. She had planned to rob the seven dwarfs of their gold. But her plan was foiled when a detective dressed as up as an old hag arrested her in the name of justice and locked her up in a glass case.

Little Red Riding hood was a very stupid little girl who didn't know the difference between her granny and a talking wolf. Matter of fact, Little Red Riding hood was near sighted. "My my granny you need to shave!"

Sleeping Beauty was a lazy bum. Once she fell asleep and they couldn't wake her up. They brought in the prince who ate onions as a hobby and made him kiss her. She never woke up again.

Hansel and Gretel were two naughty little children who tried to eat a poor old lady's house.

Goldilocks was another naughty child who damaged private property on purpose.
Oh Im just kidding you guys! I ADORE the fairy tales! Im just being stupid right now...so don't mind me if you find this offensive. Even if I did say Im JUST KIDDING!!!!