Boogies

Grr...I hate colds.

Here's one reason why I hate colds. I was at the library, typing out my notes for drivers ed on one of the library computers. And like most everyone this week, I have a little cold. So there I am, typing, when all of a sudden my nose starts to leak. I don't want to leave the computer or it will shut down (and I wont be able to log back on), so I sniff and sniff trying to get all the slime back up my nose. I realize that my sniffing is starting to annoy everyone else on the other computers around me. I decided that I HAVE to wipe my nose. I slyly wrapped my sleeve around my thumb and gave my nose a little swipe.

I felt better, until it started leaking again. This time I gave it a harder swipe. All of a sudden this long yellow string of snot came out! I panicked and grabbed at it with my hand, it still didnt come out! it was like pulling yellow slimey yarn out of my nose!
I pulled with my right hand and it still didnt stop coming out!! I pulled with both hands! left, then right, then left, then right as quick as I could! but the snot kept on going! what was going thru my head was,
"HOW LONG IS THIS THING?!?!"

By the time that one mile long snot came out of my nose I had a puddle of slime cupped into my hands. (Which I wiped on my pants.)

Whoops!

I hope nobody saw that!!!