
(
Emily told me about this " You Know You're Filipino When..." list that was on Becky's blog . Oh boy is that thing so true! I wonder where she got it from. )
You Know You're Filipino When....
Your middle name is your mother's maiden name. (
Nope)
Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy." (
nope)
You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."(nope)
You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon." Mine by the way was "Che-Che." (
yes, my cousin's is Rich-Rich, and mine is Zsa-Zsa, pronounced Sha-sha)
(
Oh, and by the way, when I say cousins, I mean my cousins in the Philippines)
You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."(
yup)
You have four or five names. (
nope)
You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead. (
I don't do that, but my younger cousins do that to me...it's kind of odd, and I don't think I'll do it. It's already embarassing when the little kids do it to you)
You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room. (
nope)
You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18. (
yup)
You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married. (
I don't think I will, but my tito's and tita's do.)
You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper." (
a must in a filipino house, but we don't have one...)
You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets. (
hahaha!! sooooo true!)
You have a piano that no one plays. (
but I play the piano, and so does my little brother!)
You keep a tabo in your bathroom. (
hehe... )
You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant. (
nope, never heard of that one before)
You eat with your hands. (
Oh yeah! gotta love the hands!)
You eat more than three times a day. (
more like five times a day)
You think a meal is not a meal without rice. (
YESSSSSSSSSss!! I need my rice)
You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals. (
a nice snack)
Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle. (
nope)
You bring baon to work everyday. (
yes I do bring baon whenever I work at the center)
Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines. (
Spam, check! Vienna sausage, check! corned beef, check! sardines, check!)
You love to eat daing or tuyo. (
yum)
You prop up one knee while eating. (
yes I do)
You eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong. (
YES!!! but I only eat bagoong with Kari-kari. Or however you spell it)
Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles. (
we don't use tablecloths)
You love sticky desserts and salty snacks. (
Hehe, it should be a sin.)
You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.
(*blushes* and ketchup)
You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO! (
you forgot the salt)
You love "dirty" ice cream. (
mmmm)
You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim. (
I eat more than five BIG meals a day, I am 85 pounds, and my pants size is "0")You put hot dogs in your spaghetti. (
yup)
Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes. (
yes sire)
You order a "soft drink" instead of soda. (
haha! I say soda, but my cousins say "soft drink")You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January. (
no I do not)
Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box. (
yes)
You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.(
to true)
You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs." (
my dad does.)
You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip. (
yes, a pasalubong is a MUST!)
You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives. (
haha! my lola did that!!)
You're a fashion victim. (
here here!)
You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression. (
ha! I do fifty)
You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV. (
no, Im rude)
You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air. (
nope)
You cover your mouth when you laugh. (
sometimes)
You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.(
yes)
You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.(
haha! yeah)
Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.(
MMMM!!! GOLDILOCKS!!! *drools* yummy)
GoldilocksYou refer to power interruptions as "brownouts." (
my cousins do...I say blackouts)
You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" instead of pantyhose (
yes), "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste (
my mom says that), "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights)(
MY MOM SOOO DOES THAT!).You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days (
my dad does).You like everything imported or "state-side." (
ha! live on the state side!) You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke (
yes yes yes, to all of the above!) .You have a relative who is a nurse (
two actually).When you're in a restaurant, you wipe your plate and utensils before using them (
yuppp!!).You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought (
YES!).You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away (
yes).You always ring a doorbell twice, assuming that the first ring was not heard (yes).You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager (yes).Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box (
yes, and didnt you already say that?). You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower (
I did in the Phlippines).
You're proud to be Filipino - and you pass these jokes on to all your Filipino friends! (
hooray for that!)