Mommy...I love you so much!

To hard working mothers everywhere.
I give you my utmost respect. HOW CAN YOU HANDLE IT ALL?
I wake up in the morning clean the bathrooms and the living room. Breakfast goes well, and so does lunch. I decide to let Andrew do the lunch dishes.

"Andrew...come help out, wash the dishes"
"yeah sure! wait a sec."

Twenty minutes later after unloading the dryer, and giving the washing machine another load.

"Andrew, umm, you didnt do the dishes"
"I know..."
"can you please do them? now?"
"Mmmhmm"

Thirty minutes of unloading the dryer, loading the washing machine, folding and putting away the cloths and making Daniel recite his multiplication table.

"Anndrew! you didnt do the dishes!"
"yeaaah! I knnooow! gosh!"
"DO THEM!"

Fifteen minutes of changing everybodys bedsheets and cleaning my room. I storm into the kitchen and see the dirty dishes piled high in the sink and Andrew playing "Age of Empires" on the computer.

"ANDREW!!!!! DO THE DISHES NOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!"
"FINE!!!"

Andrew clicks the pause button and marches away to the sink picks up the soap bottle and starts squeezing the life out of it. Turns on the sink, grabs the hose (we have one of those sprayer things with our sink) and starts making soap bubbles. I stand there furious, watching him scrub away our unfinished lunch on the dishes.

The dishes are FINALY done, everything is going smoothly. You do not know how good my one hour shower felt.